Fucking dog shit mother fuckers!
Why/How do dog shit mother fuckers think it’s acceptable to leave dog shit lying around on the street?
It’s just inconsiderate, selfish and disgusting.
At what point in your existence do you become so embittered whit humanity that you must launch a dirty protest against the general community with your dogs faeces?
I’m not a dog shit Nazi, it’s fair fucks if it’s left some where I’m not going to stand in it. Or out and about in the country side.
It’s just when there’s dog shit on the street or in open spaces where kids play.
I’ve had enough!
It’s time to fight back against the dog shit mother fuckers!
I shall, when I’m witness to an act of a dog shit mother fucker; take a photo of the perpetrator and follow them to their door (at a distance so as not to draw attention to my self), where upon I shall take not of their address, go home and print the photo.
I’ll then do one of three things:
a) Go and collect the dog turd and leave it on their door step and pin the photo to their door for all to see.
2) Go and collect the dog shit and post it through their letter box along with the photo. (maybe a bit extreme).
c) Go to the offending pile of shit and draw round it with some chalk and leave the photo next to the offending pile of selfishness.
Obviously it’ll all depend upon my mood for vengeance at the time, but I say enough is enough!
Lets take back our streets and make the horrible dog shit mother fuckers think twice before they befoul the public spaces and potentially ruin our day.
That is all.